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From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

i always hoped he spoke like he wrote. i feel so fulfilled.

Plus he’s a pretty great accordion player

Wait. This is the only way I would actually watch that film.

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Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:

Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.

    Way to go, humanity.

what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it

Wow

after working at Disney’s Animal Kingdom/Kilimanjaro Safaris for a year and watching them for hours daily, rhinos became my favorite animal. We have Eastern Black Rhinos and not Western, but still. Rhinos are basically big doggies with pointy horns. If you’re not aggressive towards them, they’re very sweet.

Let’s talk about how their eyesight is so bad, they can’t even see it coming

Let’s talk about how their horn is only valuable because people think it’s got medicinal properties, WHICH IT DOESN’T.

Let’s talk about how their horn is literally made out of the same stuff as fingernails, and how it’s completely worthless everywhere legal, but worth its weight in gold on the Black Market.

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